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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Ahhaaaa haaaa haaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!

Who Killed Christianity on Radio 4. (wind forward a bit when you find the play-me link). Even before we get into the meat of it: what peasant? He wasn't a peasant? And given the number of Poles in London, could the presenter not have bothered to learn to pronounce Wojtyla?
Oh man, hilarious.
Oh, it gets better. The presenter is not listening at all. Man oh man.
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I am sooooo bored. Don't give a damn about supermarket rankings in the Czech republic. Am listening to Evensong from St Paul's Cathedral. "this sacrifice of praise that has been offered in this place for 1,400 years": no, I don't think so. We'll have our Gothic building back, thanks. Eeeeeoooooh Loahd, oapehn Theou Ouh Lips. Marvellous.
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Well, there was no Anglican soup so I got bored. I wanted Howells, Dyson and other All-Time Chapel Favourites.
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posted by berenike at 12:06 pm